PINTEREST VS.
POLYVORE
So…I love (loved?...It's complicated.)...
Pinterest. I’m just going to put that out there.
http://pinterest.com/reginagail/
Tonight, I
plopped on the couch to log my regular 2-3 hours daily pinterest time when stumbled
upon something magnificent that threatened my long-term Pinterest relationship…
It’s called
Polyvore. Sure, both of my beloved websites/hobbies (I prefer "recreational
activities") may sound similar…but the differences have left me feeling confused
and scared- much like a post-breakup emotional breakdown.
I’m in love. It’s
true, Pinterest. Polyvore gives me so much more freedom! You have gotten
predictable and our routine is now monotonous.
I’m tired of the same old habits
you constantly exhibit to repin my already pinned pins. You make me look like a
fool and never offer a respectable apology for your behavior.
You’ve changed,
Pinterest. Much like my ex-lover, Facebook, you’ve given into peer pressure.
You’ve added inconvenient and strategically placed delays for your own selfish
pleasure.
Yes, it’s true…Polyvore
and I just met tonight. We only spent a brief time together, but I felt
appreciated. I got to make my own decisions. I was not interrupted with your
predictable mistress, Error 504. Polyvore appreciates me. I think we need to take
a break, Pinterest…I just need time to think.