Brew faster, pot... I NEEEED you.
As I wait for the sinful cup o' Joe, I think about things I miss now that I'm knocked up.
Having 2-10 cups of coffee is among my pre-preggo memories.
Wine and coffee make writing better.
Best when you drink those separately, I suppose.
I wonder if Hemingway ever mixed the two...
Nah, alcohol was his jam.
Mine is coffee.
One
measly
little
teensy
cup
of
coffee...
How am I supposed to function like this for 9 months?
9 weeks down.
7 months to go.
Just...
7 more
MONTHS
of limited coffee intake...
*sigh*
At last, it's done brewing.
Pardon me while I gulp this down, friends...
Ahhhhhhhh... delicious.
7 more months.
Being pregnant isn't as fun as everybody says, you know.
You miss stuff like coffee... You miss it more than your non-pregnant self would ever think you would, in fact.
But, it's not just coffee.
Here's what I miss most during
my first 9 weeks of pregnancy...
1. coffee.
- Duh.
2. energy.
- Like a 2-year-old kid, I require naps on the reg.
3. steak.
- Eating steak cooked anywhere near above medium rare is a crime not worth my time.
4. my social life.
- See number 2.
Prefering a nap over going out with friends is lame. I realize this and embrace it, unfortunately.
5. Wine. No. Beer. Beer & Wine.
- It wasn't hard to give up, but having a cupcake after a long shift just isn't the same.
6. Medicine.
- Because Tylenol does nothing for seasonal allergies and daily headaches.
7. Independence.
- Moving furniture? Lifting something? Yard needs mowed? Calling for backup takes practice.
8. Clothes that fit.
- Accepting that I have and will continue to gain weight has been difficult for me, but it's the cute clothes I miss most.
9. Shopping.
- Feeling guilty for splurging on anything you don't need is a weird phenomenon that occurs when you realize you should probably save money for your kid.
10. Concentration.
- Focus. I used to do that. Forgetting stuff is now my specialty. 'Pregnancy brain' is the name for this... I think.
Everyone says, "It'll all be worth it!".
They're right, I know.
I'll just believe them more in 7 months...
when I'm drinking an entire pot of coffee again.
:)
